…is a very very very fine house. There are, in fact two cats in the yard, although neither of them are mine. Lots of folks haven’t seen my place even though I’ve lived here almost a year, so now you can experience the experience of the comfort of my own home without leaving the comfort of your own home. It’s like magic. Click the map to be whisked away…

P.S. Welcome to the first of many narrative disconnects. If you find yourself irked by our juxtaposition of the banality of daily middle class existence with the profound struggles of life and death and toddling civilization, remember this: When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.